“...Cooking up an Omelette and a Fuck-tastic Fan Event & Fire-Gargler's Ball for Tomorrow, Jun 3 @Livery&Co Cherokee@COmpton 9/10 pm, feat.: my new band, tentatively dubbed Sir HateALot & Friends. Dig? Best bring your shovels and quash the beef with life, cuz here comes the Missouri return of ATL's already infamous Naan Violence. THEY ARE Rumoured to be on a near mythological level of prom queen/fiend depravity in the Food-Fight, ALL-Nite-Sex and Reckless Driving scene/zeitgeist! As the French have said about them, they truly exemplify that rare virtue known as 'SangFroid' i.e.: Cold Blooded. It is almost as local scribe P. A. WAGG has recently observed, in a skewed yet cunning nearly-hit-the-target-yet-missed-by-a-mile, prosaic attempt at alchemy with attendant Comic relief: 'They have a superfluous rhythm!' Don't bother to ask why the rhythm section is superfluous or to question the wisdom of those who speak in the Venerating Tones of the nineteen sixties album liner note writers.. for they are both Snake Oil Salesman AND vipers i.e. Weedheads. Also Zak Marmalefsky is an experience of True Joy, my Hank Williams in God's Closet clothes, surveying and prospecting the new american landscape for signs of intelligent life: he returns to us bemused, nonplussed and with eight armfuls of ridiculously Good Songs. WOW, zak! Myself, I've completed and recorded One song in the last 15 years ! Don't gimme no click track, miss : you can synch Robby the robot up with this. my rhythm dont lie: surprise you like blackbirds in a pie..> Filling out the bill for the evening, Local Mystery, NaNcY CiLANTRO will be doing her hula hooping, hip shaking, Ghetto cranking and Cop-Spankin' routines.! You asked for it, here it is Ladies & Gentlemen: Nancy Cilantro! Transmission ENDS” - Lee Isaacson, reluctant local celebrity